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Name: Groucho Marx
Date of Birth : October 02, 1890
Nationality : American
Category : Comedian
Biography : Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977) was known as an American comedian and film actor, and is best recognized for his sense of wit and use of innuendo. He worked with his siblings, known as the Marx Brothers, and made 13 feature films. He had a unique appearance which made him easily distinguishable from other comedians of his time.
Related Authors : Adam Sandler, Dave Chappelle, John Candy, Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, W.C. Fields, Will Rogers
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends... May they never meet!
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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A four-year-old child could understand that. Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail out of it.
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You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.\n\n
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
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Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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